Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just googled if crying burns calories
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize