does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
