We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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