He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The power of my boobs compel you
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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