we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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