dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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