turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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