And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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