My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize