READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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