I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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