We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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