Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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