I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
where are my eyebrows?
please don't ironically join a cult
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