i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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