Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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