You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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