grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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