I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
