do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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