THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
