So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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