If i come over, it means nothing
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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