im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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