playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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