I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
God gave him joint rollers for hands
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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