Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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