That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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