You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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