It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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