i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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