rhymes with "ouble enetration"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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