I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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