You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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