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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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