If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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