hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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