Got a toothbrush?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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