tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
