she looked like the before picture.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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