i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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