I want to walk on stilts...naked
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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