And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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