I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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