butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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