I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
BRING THE BAGELS
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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