They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
now i know why i became what i already was.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Randomize
