there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
