In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
