Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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