Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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