Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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