So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All I want is dick and wine.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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