White coat. Heels.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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