If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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