my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she looked like the before picture.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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