You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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