This girl is more easily done than said...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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