Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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