I'm really into asian looking animals
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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