To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I am one with the molecules
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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